4:40am: giggling sounds 4:45 : time to morph in cow mode 4:50: loud giggling continues. 4:55 giggled stands, spins on it's own axis 4:56: put finger on the lil and goes Shh Shh Shh loudly. 4:57: drops sleepy dead on my left arm. It's 5:46am. I still lay like a frozen bag of flesh. Writhing … Continue reading Frozen and hurt. Human 2
This is factual information. Not to be found on Google. Husband excreted green stools today morning. He preferred to upload a sarcastic status on Facebook and Google 'green potty' online. Unfortunately there was nothing to satisfy his query. But dozens of responses on social media. The problem was, he was perfectly fine. No diarrhea, nausea, … Continue reading The Mysterious Green potty.
Big Human Pa: This is a cruise ship. It's a big ship. (pointing at a ship while reading to Ms.S. & Mr.I.) Big Human Ma: Tourists from all over the world come here to go on cruise ships. Ms.S.: maa, have you ever been on a cruise ship? Me: No Beta. It's been 8 years. … Continue reading My type of Ship
"Maa, Maa, will we meet our friends for EID?" "No No, on the Zoom meeting we shall greet." "Maa Maa, when will COVID-19 go?" "Sigh, my love, even I don't know!" "Maa Maa, what can we do?" "I have an idea, it will be fun too." "No, Maa, I want to wish them." "Bring your … Continue reading Lets post a Letter.
I buttoned my shirt, but the collar stitch was loose. So I dug up my dusty makeup kit and pulled out a rusty safety pin. My stiff collar was perfect now. My hair always chooses to shine like the sunbeams, radiating from my bright head. I picked up one of the many hats I own … Continue reading The Zookeeper.
HR: There are two projects. Me: ok. Enlighten me. HR: I'm not sure of the pay, but it's going to be somewhat like a barter system. Me: What? I'm sorry. That's not acceptable. HR: I mean, you shall gradually be rewarded and also it will pay off for a life time. This opportunity doesn't come … Continue reading The ruthless vaccany
I always tell my daughter to wash her vagina when she goes to the bathroom. And I specifically use the word vagina. The other day we had guests at home. I told her I'm going to the bathroom ill be back in two mins. You sit and talk to them. The moment I stepped out … Continue reading This is a Pee J.
I live with two monkeys dancing on my head. Every. Single. Day.I end up screaming like every Indian mother has since the beginning of time. Except, now with the whole revolution in society. I do tell them sorry. And I feel good. Give respect. Get respect. So I keep an eye: If she tries to … Continue reading Truth of life.
Fabricating stories for strangers and smiles for the kin. Darkness at my doorstep, midnight forever on the other side. In hopes of seeing the sunrise, this insomniac peeps out of the window, Unaware, the death clock ticks, fingers start shivering, eyes water, skin goes pale. The distant vision of his life without you, like the other end … Continue reading Here and After.
human 2. Edgier, notorious and basically pumped version of Ms.S. He has four teeth now. He has just found out this week that his feet can do wonders. So I've keeps trying to walk around the house and bangs himself, injures his little body parts and moans. The grandparents have become a notch more concerned … Continue reading Human 2. The second child.