6 Funny Poop Stories.

My journey with pee -potty and then potty training has been quite adventurous. Listing the top 6 poopsicles below. Enjoy. 1. Pooping in the plane: Ms.S. and Mr. I. both have interesting flight poop stories. Ms.S. had her poop plight when she was about to turn 9 months old. On the other hand, Mr. I.Continue

The Mysterious Green potty.

This is factual information. Not to be found on Google. Husband excreted green stools today morning. He preferred to upload a sarcastic status on Facebook and  Google ‘green potty’ online. Unfortunately there was nothing to satisfy his query. But dozens of responses on social media. The problem was, he was perfectly fine. No diarrhea, nausea,Continue

Human 2.0. The good poop

It’s called many names. Dump Shit Crap And you add good, holy and make it positive. What makes it positive? Exotic food, Curious tastebuds Excited stomach Adventurous intestines Supportive bile And finally the poop generator. Dearest rectum. Well. Basically. Human two had a blast at a party yesterday. And today I witnessed the creation ofContinue

Potty short.

After a great evening at the playground, we headed home. I gave S a quick shower and we sat for dinner, she did not eat anything.  I wondered for a bit, then I shrugged my shoulders and let her be. My MIL sensed something wasn’t right, Ms.S. was on silent and relax mode. I couldn’tContinue

Maltese anyone? 😒

Today is by far one of the worst days of my life.  I am upset about international issues yes, but i am on a treasure hunt today. In my own house. Armed with plastic bags on my feet and hands, my mission is to find pieces of solid poop the size of maltesers all overContinue

Potty Scenes!

I never gave special thought to the transition from diaper to panty. Say pressure or self-motivation, I have taken the onus and am walking on the no pamper lane. Today has been absolute no pamper day, yesterday it got interrupted. Thanks to elements. (eye roll) I have asked Ms.S a million times if she wantsContinue

Poop play

Lets get brown and dirty. We all have at least one humiliating potty story. Even if you say no, I promise you, you do. You fear the ewws and bleh and OMGeesss, if you ever ever ever shared your poop story. Right? I’ve been avoiding it too. But my daughter has her own poop storyContinue

The Fart Bomber.

Lets talk about embarrassing stuff, cool right? Ms.S., big human ma n pa are travelling in the MRT, the local trains in the city. Ms.S. is giggling in my hands, while i try to balance her wobbly feet on my lap. Ms. S. : *nostrils flair* *body stiffins* Me: oh no. Ms.S. : *helicopter likeContinue